Hey there, Sweetness!

And welcome to Ann-William.com, home of the dark love story, “KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK”. My name is Krissy! And I’m so happy to-  Wait, no… I’m so excited to-  No… Oh, jäklar! To Hell with this…

Joe! Leigh!”

(What is it this time, Krissy?)

“I’m not doing this.”

(Why not?)

Why not?! Because this is bullsh*t! That’s why not! You wrote me as this smart, young, sexy psychopath who supposedly did all these horrible things- none of which anyone can prove, by the way, and now you want me to help you sell books? I mean, the one you guys wrote about me, “KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK”

Krissy All New Book Cover 7 900 x 600 f. Website

-is a good one: attractive on the outside (like me), dark on the inside (also like me) and oh so hard to put down (yup- like me). Not to mention a little twisted- (yeah…). But now you have me playing tour guide for your stupid little website.”

(Yeah, but that’s not all you’re-)

“Yes it is! YES… it is… DON’T  lie to me- you know I hate it when people lie…”

(Krissy, sweetheart… We’re not lying, we promise, we’re just-)

“Don’t you “sweetheart” me! There’s nothing sweet about me, or my heart. God- You know, you guys are unreal. Ooh, buy our books! We’re unique! We write stories about flawed characters and doomed relationships… Blah, blah. Like anyone’s gonna trust me anyway. After what I’ve done… (supposedly).”Krissy All New Book Cover 7 Back Cover

(Look, if you’d just please-)

“No, YOU  two look… All they have to do is use the menu. They can find all they want: about KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK and about that other thriller you guys are trying to finish- with the guy who’s running for his life with his kids in the Chevelle, and his wife who’s gone insane because now she’s living all alone in a dead world and thinks her family’s dead too-”


“Yeah, whatever. It’s not brain surgery- although if you two keep this up I’m gonna try a little brain surgery on you- allegedly…”

(Hey, come on… there’s no need for threats.)

“There’s always a need for threats, guys. I mean, just ask my darling husband Curt. He’ll tell you all you want to know… Or- HEY, YOU PEOPLE…GO BUY “KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK”, the one about me, and find out for yourselves.

“There, happy now?”

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